Holy Hand Grenade - Morale Patch

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Fully embroidered, Velcro backed morale patch. Produced using Metallic Gold and Silver thread. Measures approx: 2.65" Wide x 3" Tall.

"Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu..." ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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  • 5
    Holy Handgrenade of Antioch

    Posted by Dave on 13th Mar 2019

    I’ve purchased several of these over the years. I end up giving them to friends who love them, so I need to buy more. Very high quality.

  • 5
    Blow Thine Enemies To Tiny bits

    Posted by scott on 16th May 2017

    First I proceeded to pull it the pin. Then I proceeded to count. ...

    Seriously it's widely recognized and coveted by those who have survived flesh wounds and flyers my cows. Divine patch.

  • 5
    Quality Product

    Posted by William Campbell on 30th Jul 2016

    The patch I received seemed to be of good quality and well made. Service was excellent. I would certainly buy again in a heartbeat.

  • 5
    An actual Five, not a three

    Posted by Jason Q on 19th Jun 2016

    Armerments 2:9

    "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

    This patch is well made and sized perfect for gear!

  • 5
    outstanding!

    Posted by Unknown on 1st May 2016

    Love it, hilarious awesomeness, nobody else has this. And fast shipping.